A-Rod’s Wife Doesn’t Want the Pipe
According to ESPN.com, Alex Rodriguez and his wife are splitting up. Link.
I usually hate hearing these stories pop on ESPN.com, only because they have nothing at all to pertain to sports or add to sports. I think they’re a waste of bandwith, because they appear on the top headlines column when something more relevant could have appeared there vicariously, instead.
However, I’m very amused by A-Rod and his wife splitting up. Sure, it sucks for Alex, but what do you know? Wasn’t he banging that one hooker in Toronto last year? The blonde bombshell? Well, among the Guy Ritchie/Madonna divorce rumors, A-Rod and Madonna are reported to have been hooking up.
C’mon, A-Rod, really. You can do better than Madonna. If she was in her prime, in 1980s form (in which you were a young kid then), then I can see why you’re going after her. But now? C’mon, there are so many beautiful women out there that all you would have to do is lay a couple of one hundred dollar bills out there for them to get (Hey, that’s America. And no, I’m not implying all beautiful women are like that. Just the ones A-Rod seems to go for).
Both Alex and Madonna are unfaithful, both are whores in their own respective businesses. So, thinking this over, I believe I’m going to subsequently land on one conclusion: They’re actually perfect for each other. Despite Rodriguez being nearly 20 years younger than Madonna (17 years younger — so we can all assume Madonna was letting her guard down at this time in her life while A-Rod was popping out of his momma’s womb), the statistics all add up to a favorable relationship.
But I still laugh.
Tags: A-Rod, Affair, Affairs, Alex Rodriguez, Baseball, Divorce, Divorces, Madonna, Major League Baseball, MLB, Music, Sports
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